Gloobert 5

Current Metrics

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Location:
The Deep Woods (Sector Five)

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Pupil Dilation:

MAXIMUM (I can see sound)

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Dance Style:
Slick / Groove / Thirst Trap

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Last Snack: A Glowing Mushie that whispered secrets
(It lied)

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Merch Orders Today:
[WARPING TO YOUR REALITY]

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Status:
HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT

Dark Green with hypnotic stripes that ripple if you stare too long. Lanky limbs designed to slip between the frames of reality. Large pointed ears that can hear the color of your thoughts. He is Planet Gloob's Lucid Jester. He doesn't want your attention; he wants to make you question if he is actually real..

"The Universe assigned him '5'. He claims it’s a lie. He has seventeen senses. He can taste the WiFi and hear the color of your thoughts. '5' is just the safety limit for what the human mind can handle before it starts to melt."

"He doesn't stream content; he absorbs the frequency. He downloaded fractal generators and 1960s liquid light shows. He can taste the color neon (it's fizzy), but he doesn't understand 'Boredom.' How can you be bored when the walls are breathing?"