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Gloobert 4 'Terminally Online' Hoodie

$78.00
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Server Room Warmth.

Gloobert 4 lives in the digital void where it’s always cold and dark. He designed this hoodie as the official uniform for 3 AM doom-scrolling sessions. It’s optimized for sitting in a gaming chair and ignoring the sun.

Log in and zone out. This hoodie features the quad sequence of Gloobert 4’s intense, fourth-wall-breaking performance on the back. With his massive eyes staring out from the fabric, it signals to the world that you are currently offline socially but online spiritually.

Vibe: The Hacker/Gamer aesthetic.

Select color: Vintage Black

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  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester 
  • Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
  • Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit but can run a bit tight
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.